I don’t believe I have any food allergies. I have a strong dislike for cabbage, however. Thanks for your concern, anonymous Internet person!

I am in an open relationship.

My life is pretty full already and I’m not actively looking for someone to sweep me off my cloven hooves, but yes I am on OKCupid. Your first task is finding my profile (it’s not difficult).

Edit: Also I am queer. Ladies.

I switch between a bunch of different reds depending on what I’m wearing and long it’s been since I dyed my hair. My favorites are Givenchy Le Rouge in Mandarin Boléro, MAC Lady Danger, MAC Ruby Woo, and Sephora cream lip stain in Always Red. (Yeah, they’re all matte.) 

This question is frequently asked. You can check the list if you absolutely must have the exact details, but the real answer is: many, many times.

I did, for a couple of shows early on, when everything was still shiny and new (5, 8, 9, 15). I don’t write them anymore because after 50+ shows it doesn’t seem necessary or interesting. I don’t read other people’s recaps either, unless I have reason to believe I am mentioned in them. The photos I post are enough to remind myself which show was which, but I only really do them for nights that are special or especially memorable.

Are we friends in real life? If so, request access to my Google Calendar, et voilà: you now know about everything I know about.

If not, see my advice from the last time this was asked.

I love well-made cocktails, eyeliner, kittens, immersive theater, large parties, small parties, improbable foodstuffs, fresh coffee, Sharpies, complicated boardgames, bowties, fishnets, most puppies, hot sauce, goats, glitter, bizarre partial-shave haircuts, strappy lingerie, dark chocolate, butts, coffee milk, burlesque, black jeans, adequately commented code, loud rock shows, glasses, garish socks, manicures, non-novelty tarot decks, suspenders, and ice cream.

I also enjoy a variety of popular media, some of which you probably don’t care for.

I’ve attended the show 52 times, and have been to the venue a handful of other times just for parties or special events. I have left the show early twice, and both of those occasions involved almost throwing up on Ted Johnson. This should not suggest anything unsavory about Ted Johnson, of whom I am very fond.

I have gotten a couple of questions like this over the years and I generally decline to answer them because there’s no way to do it without leaving out tons of people I love. But what the heck. Everyone: you know I love you even if you aren’t on this list.