SFX Candy Apple Red, mixed with a little SFX Cherry Bomb.
Fun fact: this is the photo I sent to Len Peralta, on which he based my avatar.
nemo-in-slumberland asked:
This is actually perfect, because a) I enjoy things which are my jam and b) I enjoy literal jam but have sworn not to buy it anymore, after I spent an evening recently removing from my fridge an endless number of half-empty jars of things like salsa and minced garlic and JAM.
Also, I fucking love ice cream.
At some point I would like to document in blarg form the various lovely times I had this past weekend, but I am in the middle of a very busy work week and have been going to sleep basically the second I get home from the office. Soon I will have a little breathing room, I think. But for now, coffee and work and sleep and work.
In the meantime please enjoy this masterpiece.
My Amazon wishlist address is my office. I have been OOTO for two weeks. SECOND CHRISTMAS
I was gifted this leopard print scarf / hood combo recently and it might be my new favorite garment.
Wedding reception photobooths: the actual best thing ever, especially when combined with sufficient bourbon.
It turns out there are like fifty versions of this photo and they are all incredible. Like, can we talk about my face here. Can we talk about Felix’s face? Is this real life?
I fucking love bubble tea, you guys.
Christopher Gagliardi took this photo of my table at the last Homo Erectus, and it’s one of my favorite photos ever. I have no idea what was so funny, but I am about to lose my fucking mind and Johnny Panic is clutching his invisible pearls and Lewd Alfred Douglas is just being delightful as always. Maybe Joe just told us a dirty joke?
Photobooth antics
Here are octorock and I being the classiest drunks we can be at the Manhattan Cocktail Classic opening gala on Friday night. Dressed up and double fisting in the New York Public Library, like the professionals we truly are.
New glasses enhance my natural bitchface
Will never stop sassin’.
Being the best me I can be at the first night of the New York Boylesque Festival. Expect lots of mostly-naked boy pics soon.
