Assorted moments from Little Motown’s The Worst Burlesque Show Ever. There’s more over on my Vine account, if you’re into six second videos.
From top: Hard Corey & Cliff Hanger, Peekaboo Pointe, Stockholm Phil (who must be Stockholm Filly’s long lost cousin), and Cliff Hanger & Little Motown being adorable.
Yet more party highlights: I got lapdances from burlesque starlets Magdalena Fox and Cliff Hanger as well as my own partner in crime Jonathan (sadly not pictured). And at some point I ended up with lipstick on my boobs.
I just want to remind everyone that my improbably attractive friend Cliff Hanger will be performing as Wolverine in Epic Win Burlesque’s X-Men show tonight and tomorrow. Also, Ben Trivett took this photo. I mean wouldjacomeon.
If you know me at all, then you know that the Epic Win creeps are some of my favorite creeps in the world. Come see them get naked again on Friday. (Or Saturday if you must, but all the really cool people are going Friday. It’s just something I heard.)
This is why it’s advisable to go to Original Cyn on Mondays: there is whiskey, there are naked ladies, there are ridiculously attractive friends, and you might win a flogger made out of recycled bicycle tires. It just sets the tone for the whole week.