What happens when one of the best people in the world cannot attend the best party in the world due to being on the wrong coast? Well, first you make an action figure to attend the party in her stead, and then you Skype her in so she can absorb the festivities from afar. We miss you, Vix!
Magical dreamboat princess Boo Bess will be shaking her ladybits at Nurse Bettie tomorrow night along with several other fancy people. There’s not even a cover charge. I’m just saying.
Things that happen when I get drunk with my burlyq friends: I feel up BB Heart and make out with Boo Bess.