This photo series is probably the best thing I have ever done.
Hold me like protobaby #beefstro #killroy #panther photo by @missladyk10 (Taken with Instagram)
Things that happen when I get drunk with my burlyq friends: I feel up BB Heart and make out with Boo Bess.
This photo series is the best thing I have ever done. Let’s hear it for Beebs’s magical boobs and Mags’s delightful everything.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the finest animated GIF I have ever created.
Last night was by far the best holiday party of the year, the 3rd Annual Non-Denominational Holiday Extravaganza featuring the 2011 Livingroomy awards. There were countless extremely prestigious and well-deserved awards given out, such as Best Lead Role in a Lapdance, Best Fall, and Best Dramatic Entrance or Exit. I myself was very pleased to win Best Gift of Socks, but totally honored and amazed when I received the BB Heart Lifetime Achievement Award. It took a lot of work and a lot of whiskey to get where I am today, but it was worth every minute. I’d like to thank the Academy.