Fear the meat-fiend

<Nicole> BURGER!
<emmastory> you burgerfiend
<Nicole> it is true
<Nicole> I have perfectly good Thai leftovers
<Nicole> but I WANT MY MEAT!
<Nicole> haha
<emmastory> meatbeast
<Nicole> GROSS
<emmastory> BEAST OF MEAT
<Nicole> and if you don’t help me get my meat
<Nicole> by taking me to Shack
<Nicole> I will eat YOU!
<Nicole> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<emmastory> you pick terrible Shack days
<Nicole> ROOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRR
<emmastory> it needs to be a non-rainy, non-humid day
<Nicole> haha
<Nicole> then where else around here is good for a burger?
<Nicole> TELL ME
<Nicole> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<emmastory> Jake’s, but we already went there
<Nicole> OK
<Nicole> THINK OF ANOTHER ONE, STORY!
<emmastory> I am a-feared
<Nicole> YOUR LIFE IS AT STAKE
<emmastory> MA MA THE MEAT-BEAST IS A-COMIN’
<Nicole> I WILL EAT YOU!!!
<emmastory> GET THE KIDS AND RUN
<Nicole> AND THEN CHEW ON YOUR BONES!!
<Nicole> AND SUCK OUT THE JUICY MARROW!!!
<Nicole> FOR AN AFTERNOON SNACK!
<emmastory> that’s actually kind of hot
<emmastory> tell me more
<Nicole> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
<emmastory> you know this is blog-fodder, right
<Nicole> OH CRAP
<Nicole> :(
<emmastory> YUR IN TRUBBLE NOW

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That might be enough plot to get you a three picture deal out here.

Between you and Cook’s Illustrated, it is becoming increasingly unbearable not to be near this “Shake Shack.”

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