<stl> Want to hear something shocking?
<emma> I do
<stl> There has only been one update to caoine.org in May, and that was three weeks ago.
<emma> I know, I know
<emma> I am a terrible person
<stl> It’s not that I’m saying you absolutely must update with the frequency of years past, but you know I just can’t ever get enough emma.
<emma> I will endeavor to satisfy your cravings
<stl> Fabulous.
<emma> I used to have time to mostly do that stuff during the day
<emma> I no longer do
<stl> Actually I had been blaming Twitter.
<emma> I think if it weren’t for twitter I would produce no content at all
<stl> That would cause much sadness.
<emma> Maybe I will just post this whole conversation
<emma> By way of explaining things
<stl> It’s too bad that I’ve said nothing witty or profound.
<emma> There is still some time if you act quickly
<stl> Sometimes I drive into Hollywood at 4 AM to get a handjob from a transsexual prostitute.
<stl> Wait.
<emma> Scene!