The best summer movie ever
So this past week hasn’t been a good one for devices that live on my desk. The external hard drive I just bought to replace my old backup drive experienced problems from the moment I took it out of the box, while my iPod stopped syncing or unmounting properly and my iMac’s internal hard drive began showing signs of imminent demise. As a result, I spent a lot of time this weekend tinkering and troubleshooting, and while I did these things I half-watched a number of mediocre movies on cable (The Day After Tomorrow, War of the Worlds, Independence Day, Resident Evil 2).
Chris and I have decided that what we’d really like to see is one movie combining all of our favorite movie disasters: zombies (both rage zombies and the classic undead variety), aliens, evil scientists and radioactive mutants with guns roaming through a flooded, post-apocalyptic Manhattan. Also, Voldemort would be there, riding a dinosaur. I would totally see that fucking movie.
Don’t forget Ogre in a Skeksis suit.
Can there be a scene with Spiderman fighting a bunch of rage and slow zombies, eventually being eaten alive?
Or, instead of Spiderman fighting the zombies, the hordes of zombies (both rage and undead varieties) could be led by these cats…
Er, yeah, I meant these these: http://freakcomics.com/images/collectedzomweb.jpg
If Voldemort became a zombie would he still have all of his powers or would he just want to eat brains.
I think he’d retain his powers and intelligence, perhaps as a lich of sorts.
“radioactive mutants with guns”
Godzilla with a machine gun and a dew-rag! As he rises up from the ocean, a boat anchor & chain wraps around his neck like a necklace, adding some bling. A classic Run DMC song will play in the background.