Happy ValentiOH MY GOD IT’S SO FUCKING SHITTY OUTSIDE. All of you who have been praying for more snow should tell me who you are so that I can hire someone to punch you in the face. There is a layer of semi-frozen death about four inches thick covering the sidewalk, and more coming down. While trudging through that shit this morning I saw no fewer than three people fall on their ass because nobody has bothered to break out the goddamn shovels.

Anyhow, there’s that.