I’ve been scolded most mercilessly for neglecting all of the Internets, yea, these many weeks. So here’s a bit of unabashed blogginess to tide you over until I get off my ass and rebuild my real website: my boyfriend just walked out of the kitchen with a tub of frozen FreshDirect cookie dough. I advised him that what he was planning was a bad idea, but he ignored me and popped an entire frozen cookie-shaped lump into his mouth. He then complained that it was cold.