So this morning I was listening to some Morrissey on my way to work, as is my wont, and I’m sad to say that I got so wrapped up in one particular song that I actually missed my stop - something I don’t even do when I’m asleep. However, as I got off at the next stop and waited for another train to take to take me back, I forgave Morrissey for distracting me to such an extent.

But now I hear that he and the other former members of The Smiths turned down an offer to reunite for a performance at Coachella. I like his solo stuff well enough, but I would have given my legs to see The Smiths live. Yes, both of them.

So that’s twice today you’ve screwed me over, Morrissey. I’m warning you - don’t make it three times.