I’ve had a TiVo for probably a month now and it’s still sitting in its box, I haven’t bothered to set it up yet. There are three DVDs from Netflix sitting on the coffee table that have been waiting to be viewed and returned for at least a couple of weeks. And I’ve had the new Skinny Puppy DVD since it came out last week, but I haven’t watched it yet. I don’t even play Warcraft anymore, really, except for the occasional stint on weekend mornings.

What’s wrong with me? I’m seriously slacking on my entertainmentual duties. All I want to do when I get home from work is eat dinner and spend some time with Chris and watch the Daily Show and go to bed.

And that’s when I haven’t been drinking.