So I get the Crate & Barrel catalog, and a few weeks ago I was leafing through it when I saw this photo. Now, as you’ll notice, one of those frames contains an NYU diploma, and I myself just happen to have an NYU diploma sitting in a mailing envelope in my closet. I would like to get it framed so that it doesn’t end up getting bent or folded or otherwise fucked up. So I figured hey, fifteen bucks is a pretty good deal, and I tacked that very frame onto an order Chris and I were already placing (mmm, new toaster oven).

The thing is: the frame showed up, and my god damned diploma doesn’t fit in it. It’s about an inch too big in each dimension. I mean, what the fuck? In any case, now I have a diploma frame and no diploma to put in it. Awesome.