Because she knows I enjoy combing my server logs for bizarre search queries that bring people to my site (like how to bleach your eyebrows), my coworker Tracy spent some time yesterday abusing Google to leave the following gems in my referrer stats. That’s why she’s the best.

• why does emma only wear black?¹
• emma story has a hot 22 year old female coworker
• emma story + dunkin donuts coffee = love
• emma get back to work!
• emma’s cat is crazy
• emma, go back to a mohawk
• emma story = best production manager ever
• emma story be my girlfriend
• emma story, please have my baby
• is emma story sure to delete?
• emma rocks my socks!

¹ Not true! I also wear olive green and dark brown.