Sometimes I think I didn’t learn anything in college except how to worry about classes that I know perfectly well I’m going to ace. I definitely didn’t learn anything about sleeping habits - even though I’ve been trying to get more sleep lately, I end up going to bed later and later. By the end of the week I resemble nothing so much as a shuffling member of the ravenous undead. (I’m thinking specifically here of either Mindless or Wretched Zombies rather than the more energetic Flesh Eaters and/or Plague Spreaders, but this is meant to be another Warcraft-free post so I won’t mention that.)

(Come to think of it, the green or blue zombies from Eternal Darkness would be an even more apt comparison. Not the red ones, though.)

Anyway, it’s Thursday and I have a tremendous amount of work that needs to be done by tomorrow, but I went ahead and stayed up far too late last night anyway. This means that although I’ll need to stay up late again tonight, it’s not even seven in the fucking morning and I’m already exhausted. Maybe the other thing I leraned in college is how to pretend that weeks end on Thursdays and Fridays are part of the weekend.