1. Participate in most of the offerings from Geek Cruises, but especially Mac Mania III in November.

2. Follow the fall Skinny Puppy tour around the country. Eventually all of my clothing would end up covered in fake blood, but hey - if I’m rich and unemployed, I can just get new clothes.

3. I really only had two things in mind, I guess. But I bet I’d play an awful lot of video games. After all, that’s what I did the last time I was unemployed, and I wasn’t even rich.