I have these enormous boots that I often wear clubbing or for concerts because they give me an extra three inches or so, and I happened to wear them out last night. I realized on my way from the train to the pre-club bar that I had forgotten to wear two pairs of socks (which I normally do with these boots because they’re too big for me), but didn’t think it would be that big a problem. As the night progressed my feet began to hurt more, but since I was also ingesting more alcohol I wasn’t paying a whole lot of attention to them until I woke up this morning to find all the skin rubbed completely off my heels, and the rest of each foot swollen and red. It will be fun getting to work tomorrow, I tell you what.