We’ve covered my Halloween thing before, but I’d like to point out that it’s September 15th and I’ve already spent a portion of more than one recent lunch hour combing the stores near my building for Halloween stuff. And believe me, there’s plenty. Did you know they’re making chocolate-flavored cat-shaped Peeps this year?

And while we’re on the topic: I was on the train about a week ago and a little goth girl got on at 14th St (awww). Predictably enough, one of the snotty high school kids already on the train commented that it’s a little early for Halloween, to which she replied: “Lucky for you, every day is Asshole-o-ween.” I loves me some little goth girls.