I was surprised to get so many messages suggesting that, as a group, you might not be disappointed were I to leave the site in its present Halloweened state indefinitely; I’ve come to the reasoned conclusion that you’re all a bunch of closet goths. Don’t get me wrong - I haven’t had to do a white load on laundry day since before I hit high school, and I’m shockingly unashamed of my monochrome wardrobe, but I think the large bat and dancing skeletons might be just a bit much for non-holiday purposes. I’m pretty sure I surrendered the right to such things when I threw away my last tube of black lipstick. In fact, I believe the Goth Police would come and arrest me on charges of Impersonating a Creature of the Night - and that’s some pretty serious shit, right there. You’re unlikely to get off with anything less than a period of probation, during which you’re allowed to listen to nothing but the Crüxshadows and/or London After Midnight, and a minimum of one ankh must be carried visibly on your person at all times.