I watched The Breakfast Club tonight, which is right up there with Dirty Dancing and Heathers when it comes to making me feel like I’m in sixth grade again. Still, I’m always disappointed with the whole Ally Sheedy makeover thing: she was so much cuter as the weird chick with the Robert Smith hair. The same thing has always irritated me about the end of Beetlejuice. I mean, the schoolgirl look is all well and good, but why do the strange girls always have to end up looking normal before there can be a happy ending?