Alas, poor Leisure Town. Where will I get my tales of the Jerking Pig now?

I’d tell you stories about my Java class (for which I thought there was a programming prereq, but judging by the questions that come up in lecture it doesn’t look like anyone else has taken it). I’d tell you stories about the horrible stomach ailment that resulted from some bad tofu last night. I’d tell you all these stories and more, my little buckeroos and buckerettes, except that I’ve just forgotten the oldest proverb of agf, so I have a lot of relacing to do.