1. Make flutey noises with Corona bottles containing varying amounts of liquid (preferably Corona). Some of you may, upon hearing said flutey noises, be reminded of that bit in Myst - yes, the first Myst, the one from like ten years ago that pissed off all the Hardcore Gamers with its puzzles and lack of coherent plot but was like pure crack on a CD for we few (we happy few).

2. Continue playing really ridiculous amounts of Pokémon Ruby despite the fact that I, like, totally beat that wussy-ass little Champion dude a couple weeks ago. God dammit, I will finish my Pokédex. And I’m seriously bringing down the house in that little Poké-Vegas thing they’ve got going on in Mauville. All of this is CowboyNeal’s fault.

3. Play slightly less ridiculous amounts of Silent Hill 2. I do actually know that there’s a third one out and that it’s purported to be better than the second one, but I’d like to finish this one before I go and buy the next in the series. It’s a little absurd that I haven’t finished it already - I bought it used as a Christmas present to myself back in December - but I hadn’t touched it in months until a couple of weeks ago. That’s not for lack of affection, you understand, but merely a disgraceful inability to make time for my trusty PS2.

4. Apparently I’ve spent all of this evening playing video games which I didn’t really realize until I actually wrote it up. But then, I can probably blame that on the Corona.