For no reason, here are places to get free samples of Astroglide, o.b. tampons, daily facials (the Oil of Olay kind, you prevert), and Herbal Essences hair stuff. Here, too, is where to request a free issue of the new Martha Stewart food magazine. I was thinking all of this stuff could be used in conjunction for some nefarious purpose or other, and I suspect I will be having nightmares of lube-covered pages from Martha’s magazine for a while.