1. Gothamist might not be doing anything other than wanting very badly to be Gawker, but they’re definitely not testing for Mozilla.

2. Maybe the only thing better than Vice City is backwards wall-projected Vice City after a great deal of vodka and lemonade. Although non-backwards wall-projected post-vodka Vice City is pretty fun, too.

3. Spring break is over, and I didn’t finish cleaning out my inbox (shock), but I did get it down from 2348 messages to 316 (awe), so if you didn’t get any mail from me: you might yet. Maybe. If you’re good.

4. I’m re-reading Infinite Jest. No good can come of this.

5. There’s going to be a reader’s guide for Infinite Jest? I mean, what?

6. I watched an episode of Nature about sharks tonight, which included suckerfish attached to sharks, which reminded me of that time Hunter S Thompson called a group of several hundred people (that included myself) a pack of drunken suckerfish.