What’s with this weather - you’d think it’s, like, December or something. Thanks to The Moms, I’ve got a fantastically long and deliciously soft scarf that I’ve taken to just wearing all the time, but I don’t know. I feel like I should go buy some thermal underwear or something.

However, I still prefer this cold - yes, even this cold, which when compared to the Massachusetts cold of my younger days isn’t that cold - to, say, anything over 70 degrees Farenheit. I would rather bundle up and huddle by the heater than sweat, any day. Or so I keep telling myself when I notice my toenails seem rather blue.