Oh, Spring 2003 Course Directory, you strumpet. Shall I sample your Topics in Epistemology and Metaphysics, or is Advanced Logic your sexiest feature this season? Shake your Basic Algorithms for me, baby, but please - nothing else from your Linguistics Department. I’m not into that kinky stuff. I know we tried it that one time and I said it was okay, but it just doesn’t really bake my cake, if you know what I’m saying. Truth be told, the chafing still hasn’t gone away completely. It leads to awkward questions. “No, no, I wasn’t doing any phrase structure diagrams over the weekend. Oh, that IPA symbol chart? I, uh… no, that’s my friend’s. I’m just holding it for her.”

How about this, we’ll do your Philosophy of Mind, but then let’s try some of that Aesthetics business you’ve been hinting at. I won’t tell if you won’t.