<Plaid> why are you sodomizing angry, fat-free cheezits?
<Jimmie> plaid - because I can
<Jimmie> I love the american dream
<Plaid> good enough for me
<emma> cheezits rule
<emma> that is all
<Jimmie> exactly
<Jimmie> emma embodies my life mission - to be surly, superior, and hold love for cheesy little cracker majiggys
<Plaid> emma embodies my life goals: surly, superior, hawt netchix0rs
<emma> i am also prickly, caustic
<Jimmie> as in ‘I want to BE a hawt netchix0r”
<Jimmie> god plaid
Plaid/#penny-arcade prickled
<Plaid> OUCH
<Jimmie> does your WIFE know about your secret vaginal ambition?
<Jimmie> HEY
<Jimmie> that can be the name of a CK perfume
<Jimmie> ‘vaginal ambition’
<emma> haha
<Plaid> truc·u·lent Pronunciation Key (trky-lnt)
<Plaid> adj.
<Plaid> Disposed to fight; pugnacious.
<Plaid> Expressing bitter opposition; scathing: a truculent speech against the new government.
<Plaid> Disposed to or exhibiting violence or destructiveness; fierce.
<Jimmie> damn straight
<Plaid> EMMA TO A T
<emma> look i told you
<emma> i am PRICKLY
<Plaid> YOU ARE TRUCULENT.
<Plaid> T EMMA HOT ABUSIVE NET SEX0R PLZ
<Jimmie> emma i’m a slave 4 u
<Jimmie> i can’t deny it
<Jimmie> i’m not trying to hide it