<Supa> I’m watching the Home Shopping Network.
<emma> really? are you also wearing sweatpants and eating can after can of pringles or do you just have a genuine interest in HIGH QUALITY GEMSTONES AT UNBELIEVABLE PRICES
<Supa> I’m hurt by that.
<Supa> I resent the implication that I cannot watch the Home Shopping Network and yet maintain my chic citygirl Pringle-free image.
<Supa> Just because my mauve sofa is littered with empty Ho-Ho wrappers and I don’t even get up to go to bed anymore
<Supa> It’s a convenience thing, really
<Supa> It’s not like sleeping in a nest of my own filth is so bad
<emma> what do you do when you the ups guy comes with your hsn purchases, though
<emma> does he toss them through the window or what
<Supa> Yes
<Supa> And then I use a stick to slide the box within my sweaty, grasping reach.
<emma> i see.
<Supa> Seriously though, I am actually watching this
<Supa> There’s a certain car accident appeal
<Supa> I can’t take my eyes off it
<emma> you know what we should do
<emma> we should go look at jewelry we cannot afford and have no interest in
<Supa> Like at Tiffany’s or something?
<emma> totally
<emma> wait wait
<emma> we can go to dean and deluca first
<emma> and then
<emma> we’ll have BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S
<Supa> I’M SO THERE
<Supa> As long as I get to be Holly Golightly
<Supa> You can be the gay guy