<justin> emma darling
<justin> seriously what kind of twentysomething are you
<justin> do you even WATCH the friends reruns shown constantly on network television specifically for your edification
<justin> you’re YOUNG and HIP and you live in NEW YORK CITY, chica
<justin> you’re supposed to spend all of your time every day in the same coffee shop
<justin> and like
<justin> go on implausibly mismatched blind dates, with hilarious results
<justin> and biscotti
<justin> you need to start eating biscotti
<justin> you should have one and only one gay friend who should be cuddly and flamboyant, and take you shopping
<justin> wait i think we’re in a different sitcom now
<justin> but it still applies!
<justin> and i bet you haven’t even started planning your wedding yet
<justin> i bet you’ve never read a single issue of the martha stewart bridal magazine
<justin> what are you going to WAIT until you MEET SOMEONE you WISH TO MARRY?
<justin> i’m sighing, and making a gesture
<justin> it’s a gesture of despair, hopelessness
<justin> I GIVE UP, EMMA
<justin> I GIVE UP
<justin> I WASH MY HANDS OF YOU AND YOUR UNACCEPTABLE TWENTIES