He’s a genius, I swear

<gabriel> so are you having a good weekend? lots of fun I assume.
<emma> i have been sick all weekend actually
<gabriel> you are like bob sick
<emma> i am
<gabriel> Robert M. Sick
<emma> that’s me!
<gabriel> captain sick of the USS disease
<emma> how did you know
<gabriel> queen sicka of sickonia
<emma> totally
<gabriel> daughter of fredrick sick and heir to the sick fortune
<emma> you have me pegged completely
<gabriel> well I hope you get to feeling better soon
<gabriel> you know what always helps me get over a cold?
<emma> tell me
<gabriel> lesbian sex
<gabriel> it’s true
<emma> really
<gabriel> oh yeah!
<gabriel> better than chicken fucking soup
<gabriel> it’s a fact
<emma> i believe you

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