1. i can manage to feel like a slacker by missing even one lecture so i can sleep in when i’m sick.
2. even after sleeping a couple extra hours, i’ve still somehow ended up in manhattan very, very early for a study group this afternoon.
3. getting a large ghetto coffee ($1.00) instead of a small ghetto coffee ($0.50) feels like spending too much money.
4. i spent half an hour wandering around staples this morning gazing adoringly at the post-it notes and binder clips when all i needed was another package of pens (and possibly a glue stick).
5. i could still be asleep right now, but i’m not.