haiku night:

<Safety_Monkey> “#pa, revised” by Safety Monkey
<Safety_Monkey> Fucking netsplits suck
<Safety_Monkey> I want in emma’s goth pants
<Safety_Monkey> Why can’t Quat just die?

<Killfile> so much interest
<Killfile> emma’s pants seem popular
<Killfile> is it the colour?

<emma> my pants: mystery
<emma> you cannot want in them now
<emma> i am still naked

<emma> oh monkey, i know
<emma> you wish to give me hot love
<emma> no feces for me

<quatoria> tasty emma odd
<quatoria> munches on foreign candy
<quatoria> but never my wang.

<emma> killfile is sexy
<emma> i will sex0r him all night
<emma> plus also tango

<Safety_Monkey> Once I had an emma
<Safety_Monkey> or should I say she once had me
<Safety_Monkey> Now she’s with that Brit

<Safety_Monkey> killfile took my em
<Safety_Monkey> Now I plot his demise
<Safety_Monkey> Die, English fucker

<emma> monkey: don’t despair
<emma> you know i still love you lots
<emma> my bed will hold three

<Safety_Monkey> party at emma’s
<Safety_Monkey> everyone is coming
<Safety_Monkey> who’s bringing the lube?

<Killfile> monkey despises me
<Killfile> i will not share the futon
<Killfile> my ass fears his wang

<Safety_Monkey> I am resolved
<Safety_Monkey> England will pay for KF
<Safety_Monkey> My own holy war

<Killfile> monkey, em and kf
<Killfile> he touches me in the night
<Killfile> whilst she sleeps