<CowboyNeal> i had that once
<CowboyNeal> I was in vegas
<CowboyNeal> and this chick said she loved me and wanted to like do it
<CowboyNeal> and then I woke up in a bathtub full of ice and SHE HAD TAKEN MY PANTS
<CowboyNeal> and I never did get those pants back
<CowboyNeal> true story

CowboyNeal, you are an inspiration to us all.

<skotadi> When I put this emma in my mouth
<skotadi> I know that the Matrix is telling me
<skotadi> That it is JUICY
<skotadi> and DELICIOUS
<skotadi> And after almost two years
<skotadi> You know what I’ve realized?
<skotadi> oodness is bliss.
<gundam> i know that the matrix is telling me that emma is odd
<gundam> welcome to the desert, of the odd
<skotadi> We don’t know who struck first
<skotadi> us
<skotadi> or her
<gundam> how do the machines know what odd tastes like?
<gundam> maybe odd only tastes like odd because they don’t know what it tastes like
<skotadi> Which is WHY everything tastes like ood
<MrTails> You take the red pill, and we see how deep the odd goes
<gundam> you think that’s odd you’re breathing now? hmm.
<skotadi> how did I beat you?
<skotadi> “you’re too odd”
<gundam> don’t think you’re odd. know you are.
<gundam> you ever have that feeling, where you’re not quite sure if you’re odd, or still dreaming?
<gundam> all the time man, it’s called caoine. the only way to fly.

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