i’ve been pretty busy for the past few days; i reoptimized a lot of the graphics on penny arcade; the difference isn’t really noticeable unless you’re on a dialup, but multiplied by the almost seven million pageviews they get monthly it should make the hosts at monsterlabs a bit happier about bandwidth usage.

i’m also working on my dad’s site and on the caoine.org redesign, as well as the project i’m doing with hot soup and safety monkey. should be really cool when we’re finally done with it.

db_, i will serve you a midnight snack. there will be grilled cheese, and the bread will be toasted with a hello kitty toaster such that there are little hello kitty faces on each piece. the cheese will be of your choosing - perhaps an exquisite cheddar or provolone. there will be grapes, and sliced celery, and cornbread with butter or a butter substitute. there will of course be cloth napkins. you will get to choose what flavor milkshake you would like to wash all of this down with. i will bring it to you on the finest tray that can be purchased in manhattan; if it does not please you i will search even the outer boroughs for a finer tray that is more to your liking. there will also be belgian fries, fresh from the finest belgian fry vendor. and i will whisper sweet nothings in your perfectly shaped ear, and you will be smooved. damn.